officer- "Where were you on august 13th?"
suspect- "Well.. as far as I can remember I was at home. By myself."
officer- "Alright. If you want to play this the hard way we can, your decision. Now tell me, WHERE were you tuesday august the 13th around 6 pm?!"
suspect- "I told you, at my house alone."
officer- "Well then how is it that we found YOUR DNA on the victims clothing?"
suspect- "Like I would know.." he remarked snooty
officer- "Well we sure do have enough evidence in the back to arrest you but, is there any objection or reason I shouldn't you'd like to tell me?"
suspect- "I didn't do it... or maybe I don't remember doing any such thing like that."
officer- "Excuse me?"
suspect- "I mite have done it, maybe I just don't recall.."
^^related to an interrogation between a police officer and the suspect in a crime. I've heard of instances of where the suspect claims to not know if they did the crime or not so..
As I was reading this I imagined a man with a lamp obnoxiously shoving it into the suspect's face.
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny. I like how at one point you described the suspect talking to the police man, "smoothly."
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